Meet Matt: the crazy guy with blonde manga hair and a brain the size of a grain of sand, Phil: the black guy who sure is quite cynical and may not be as black as he looks, their "friends," as they do random crap that may involve violence, (extremely minor) improper sexual conduct, and even a little bit of racism. Enjoy, and don't get offended by it.
| # | Title | Date Released | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro! | 30 May 2011 02:45 pm | 2 Comments |
| 2 | Racism | 30 May 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 3 | Idiocy Prevails! | 31 May 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 4 | AIDS-flavored candy | 01 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 5 | FURRIES!!!! | 02 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 6 | Cake. | 03 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 7 | Books. | 04 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 8 | Frisbee | 05 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 9 | Strong Man | 07 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 10 | Sucker! | 08 Jun 2011 02:49 pm | 1 Comments |
| 11 | Car Troubles | 08 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 12 | Bloody Matt Star | 09 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 13 | Playing with toys | 10 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 14 | Spaghetti Brains | 11 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 15 | Mini Golf | 12 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 16 | The Snack Cave | 13 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 17 | The Most Epical Hat in the Universe | 14 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 18 | The Ultimate Power | 15 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 19 | Charity Work | 16 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 20 | Nigga Catchin' | 17 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 21 | Aliens are Coming! | 18 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 22 | Abduction | 19 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 23 | The savior; Rumormill | 19 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 24 | Irony | 20 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 25 | Nigger Hunting 2 | 22 Jun 2011 01:42 pm | 1 Comments |
| 26 | Web comics | 22 Jun 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 27 | Carnival Games | 23 Jun 2011 11:01 pm | 1 Comments |
| 28 | OMG CAVE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 25 Jun 2011 12:10 am | 1 Comments |
| 29 | Revenge of the Cave Man | 26 Jun 2011 12:14 am | 1 Comments |
| 30 | Lil Asshole | 27 Jun 2011 12:19 am | 1 Comments |
| 31 | Bloods vs. Crips | 28 Jun 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 32 | Change | 29 Jun 2011 02:28 pm | 1 Comments |
| 33 | messy | 30 Jun 2011 01:59 pm | 1 Comments |
| 34 | Arms | 01 Jul 2011 12:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 35 | Completing the Statue | 01 Jul 2011 12:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 36 | The Secret of the Venus de Milo | 01 Jul 2011 11:18 pm | 1 Comments |
| 37 | Wishin Time | 02 Jul 2011 11:20 pm | 1 Comments |
| 38 | The Plan | 04 Jul 2011 12:39 am | 1 Comments |
| 39 | The Wishes that Keep on Giving | 05 Jul 2011 12:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 40 | .. (unimportant page)... | 06 Jul 2011 12:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 41 | mona's gift | 07 Jul 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 42 | I JUST CAN'T DECIDE | 08 Jul 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 43 | artwork | 09 Jul 2011 03:54 pm | 1 Comments |
| 44 | Screamer | 10 Jul 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 45 | Best Prank Ever! | 11 Jul 2011 12:03 am | 1 Comments |
| 46 | Sued | 12 Jul 2011 12:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 47 | Epic Lemonade-- the Catchphrase! | 13 Jul 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 48 | Huh? | 14 Jul 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 49 | Filler Comic | 15 Jul 2011 12:01 am | 1 Comments |
| 50 | Rapper | 16 Jul 2011 12:21 am | 2 Comments |
| 51 | Potheads | 17 Jul 2011 12:30 am | 2 Comments |
| 52 | Too Much Hate | 18 Jul 2011 11:37 am | 1 Comments |
| 53 | You did my mom. | 19 Jul 2011 12:39 am | 1 Comments |
| 54 | He has horrible taste in women | 20 Jul 2011 12:44 am | 1 Comments |
| 55 | return to the snack cave | 21 Jul 2011 11:49 am | 1 Comments |
| 56 | Did I really just do this? | 22 Jul 2011 12:15 pm | 1 Comments |
| 57 | Fan Service | 23 Jul 2011 11:33 am | 1 Comments |
| 58 | Blackie gets new hair color | 24 Jul 2011 12:36 pm | 1 Comments |
| 59 | Um, it's ok phil | 25 Jul 2011 11:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 60 | Coconut | 26 Jul 2011 12:50 pm | 1 Comments |
| 61 | yummy | 26 Jul 2011 12:54 pm | 1 Comments |
| 62 | Poor guy's coconut came off | 27 Jul 2011 10:58 am | 1 Comments |
| 63 | Sorry | 05 Oct 2011 10:20 am | 1 Comments |
| 64 | Huh????1 | 27 Oct 2011 10:11 am | 1 Comments |
| 65 | BEST HAT EVER! | 02 Nov 2011 11:15 am | 1 Comments |
| 66 | Yummy | 28 Nov 2011 11:02 am | 1 Comments |
| 67 | Phone doodling blows hard. | 02 Dec 2011 10:01 am | 2 Comments |
| 68 | Second Coming | 25 Dec 2011 08:04 pm | 1 Comments |
| 69 | Meet Metatyranonite | 25 Dec 2011 11:11 pm | 1 Comments |
| 70 | Consequences | 26 Dec 2011 10:17 am | 1 Comments |
| 71 | Party | 29 Dec 2011 05:17 pm | 1 Comments |
| 72 | Mistletoe Games | 29 Dec 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 73 | Darts | 30 Dec 2011 11:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 74 | Strongman's Law | 30 Dec 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 75 | Doctor's Visit | 31 Dec 2011 12:29 pm | 1 Comments |
| 76 | Red Scare Control | 31 Dec 2011 11:00 pm | 1 Comments |
| 77 | Bloodlust | 25 Jun 2012 07:17 pm | 1 Comments |
| 78 | Matt-- Master of disguise | 26 Jun 2012 12:00 am | 1 Comments |
| 79 | William Tell's Fun With Seige | 27 Jun 2012 06:33 pm | 1 Comments |